i think about this facebook group a lot
For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
benedict cumberbatch visits the beach
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait
hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face