vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

Your blog is hilarious, I loove it :)

cheeseburgerz:

gloomyteens:

livin up to the url

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

yansquid:

wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

reallyreallyreallytrying:

don’t judge a book by its cover. books arent like songs. if someone copies a whole book its not called a cover

reallyreallyreallytrying:

if evolution is real why are there still monkeys. surely an evolved species would have figured out how to kill every monkey

reallyreallyreallytrying:

me, doing cool slow motion walk away from an exploding building: i could have blown it up from further away but i didn’t want to

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful